In what may yet become a holiday tradition, to one and all, including Oasis fans and people who want to defend Captain Beefheart from the charge of being a credit-stealing asshole, Merry Christmas. With the music of ARNOLD SCHOENBERG.
Good god y’all. One of the things I like about Weihnachtsmusik is the way Schoenberg can’t resist introducing his trademark sense of drama into it; everyone’s having a good-old sing-song around the tree and then they start bickering about how it’s your fucking fault that the potatoes weren’t crispy and you’re ruining my life, etc., and then they calm down and eat something involving brandy butter and everything is fine again.
Happy holiday season.